Unlike the majority (apparently) I can't afford a smart phone. Every time I log out of a particular web app, the website doesn't ever fail to notify me that I should download the app on my (hypothetical) smartphone and take it with me. Yes. I'm too poor for a smartphone. Thanks for reminding me. Maybe send me a smartphone and I'll download your app.
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