let people make a shopping list, then give them the best deal there is on all the things combined, with as few shipments and registrations as possible, maybe let them pick how many max new stores, and let them keep a list of stores they like -- and once you've made a bunch off that, announce how you did it, claim the million dollar prize and tada - the first mathematician i'm aware of who didn't care about the world's ridiculousness, yet wanted to cash in.<p>if you really want to give a finger to the academia though, just publish it - and include a long essay on all the various ways the academic institutions hindered your progress, how bureaucratic they are, and how little they actually care about advancing knowledge. further, publish it on a blog instead of an academic journal, ask for peer review, and don't mention your university once anywhere on the blog. that'll show 'em, those punks.