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Bullshit Job Title Generator

52 点作者 TimPietrusky超过 11 年前

34 条评论

nemesisj超过 11 年前
This is great, reminds me of a story from when I was an intern.<p>In 2002 I was working at Freddie Mac for an internal business unit as a summer intern. I was tasked to create our internal group&#x27;s website. After a week or two of my boss not producing a mission statement, I went online to the Dilbert mission statement generator, downloaded about 50 randomly generated ones, then slapped them into a script that would randomly display one every time the page loaded. My boss never really caught on, other programmers in the unit loved it, and I&#x27;m pretty sure nobody ever realised that our mission statement was both randomly generated AND changing with every page load.
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hackula1超过 11 年前
&quot;Ultra Error Expert&quot; -- I can stand behind that. I take some functioning code and make it non-functioning in no time!
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sdfjkl超过 11 年前
I once worked in a declining startup where the boss came up with increasingly unlikely product names for the increasingly desperate things we developers were tasked to create. The more insignificant a piece of software was, the fancier a name it ended up with. We coped with this in our way, by writing a bullshit name generator using word components from previous product names. It did end up having a few &quot;hits&quot; where some of the generated names would turn into actual products (despite the boss being blissfully unaware of our little name generator pisstake).
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bdg超过 11 年前
I&#x27;ve always said that when I start a company I&#x27;m going to give out really meaningless titles like &quot;Super Nintendo&quot; and &quot;Stealth Bomber&quot;, and make sure they go on the business cards.
ianstallings超过 11 年前
I nearly spit my coffee out when I read: <i>Über Chrome Dick</i><p>Sounds like robot porn.<p>At my last startup I actually got to choose my title and chose <i>Lead Guitar</i>. It just confused the hell out of people so I changed it to Lead Developer.
reneherse超过 11 年前
&quot;Codepen.io Ultra Un-Usable iPhone Site Tester.&quot; Aw well. :&#x2F;
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nisdec超过 11 年前
This remembers me of the &quot;Spiegel-Online&quot; jobtitle-generator which came in a &quot;casino-bandit&quot; style.<p>This one: <a href="http://www.spiegel.de/karriere/berufsleben/jobtitel-generator-neue-berufsbezeichungen-fuer-angeber-und-aufschneider-a-771682.html" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.spiegel.de&#x2F;karriere&#x2F;berufsleben&#x2F;jobtitel-generato...</a>
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axelfreeman超过 11 年前
I&#x27;ve got &quot;Ultra HackerNews Admin&quot;.
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scrabble超过 11 年前
Seems accurate. I&#x27;ve seen just as many RockStar and Ninja titles through this as I do in real life.<p>Fun tool.
Jugurtha超过 11 年前
&quot;Ultra Marketing CTO&quot;. Is that returned by oxymoron_generate() ?
minikites超过 11 年前
&gt; Only the best Future Pizza Reheater<p>Well, I know what I&#x27;m doing tonight.<p>Reminds me a bit of <a href="http://chillwitchnamemagic.com/" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;chillwitchnamemagic.com&#x2F;</a> for chillwave bands.
freejack超过 11 年前
Definitely fun. A few of the random&#x27;s seemed familiar enough that I wanted to search through old business cards and Linkin contacts to see if someone I know was actually using them ;-)
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jswinghammer超过 11 年前
Please tell me that people don&#x27;t put Sithlord in job titles...
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p4bl0超过 11 年前
Does LinkedIn provide an API or was it unapproved web crawling?
supermatt超过 11 年前
First-Class NULL Search Expert - sounds pretty awesome to me!
isxek超过 11 年前
Spent long nights working on that complicated Backbone&#x2F;jQuery&#x2F;Ember app? Be a &quot;Javascript Pizza Reheater.&quot;<p>Now I&#x27;m wondering what they have for Python users.
DrinkWater超过 11 年前
First Class Internet Explorer Bitch! I need this title.
saejox超过 11 年前
&quot;JavaScript Search Expert&quot;<p>Bulls-eye! That&#x27;s every javascript coder i know of. Who writes javascript anyway just Google it, someone already did it.
chrisvineup超过 11 年前
&quot;Holy web slut&quot; I think ill skip out on the business stationery with that one. However the title is pretty close to the truth.
clavalle超过 11 年前
My favorite real life bullshit job title is &quot;Chief Innovation Officer&quot;.<p>Care to stand up and be counted? I know you read HN. ;)
sromocki超过 11 年前
#24 &quot;Creative Bitch&quot; - Jesse
AliEzer超过 11 年前
I first read Sithlord as Shitlord...
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dalacv超过 11 年前
&quot;First Class Professional Dick&quot; would definitely get someone&#x27;s attention.
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Thereasione超过 11 年前
WordPress Expert, Twitter Expert, Internet Evangelist - I have seen those in RL.
munimkazia超过 11 年前
&quot;Awesome future bitch&quot;.. okay it has to be a little realistic.
EnderMB超过 11 年前
So, apparently I&#x27;m &quot;Only The Best Yahoo CTO&quot;...
talles超过 11 年前
I got &quot;Sexy Undefined Evangelist&quot;.<p>Going straight up to my résumé.
zekenie超过 11 年前
But I am a &quot;Brilliant Internet Explorer Dick&quot;
benzoate超过 11 年前
Apparently I &quot;♥ Android Dick&quot; <i>sigh</i>
lindsayqwe超过 11 年前
I almost lost my shit when it said Holy Java Dick
mhurron超过 11 年前
UI Engineer?<p>Web Engineer?<p>&#x2F;I kid because it&#x27;s true.
eddielee6超过 11 年前
First Class Android Slut.
tigerweeds超过 11 年前
good stuff. Time to update my Linkedin profile
mumbi超过 11 年前
&quot;Beautiful Frontend Dick&quot;