(I like this a lot, but) you describe your "technology" as both revolutionary and proprietary, and operating "automagically."<p>While I'm sure there's something neat going on under the hood, legitimate users probably don't care about the technological marvels you're pulling off and just that it does what it says on the tin.<p>A lot of the current copy is self-congratulatory. The technology likely isn't starting revolutions, so describing it as such is puffery.