Brilliant story.<p>That being said, Page should learn to be a better writer. Take this, for example:<p><i>As for my right ear, I was born deaf in it lol. This was not a fun experience to say the least.</i><p>Being born deaf in one ear is rarely a cause for "laughing out loud," and the "lol" adds nothing to the first sentence. "To say the least" is a cliché and should be eliminated.<p>Anyone could be guilty of these writing sins and in a large enough sample of my own writing I'm sure someone could find clichés. Nonetheless they're pervasive enough to detract from the piece. It wouldn't be a bad idea to get <i>Write Right!</i> (my favorite short, pithy writing book) and William Zissner's <i>On Writing Well</i>.