Hah! I'm a big loser!<p><pre><code> Our in-depth psychological assessment shows that you
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To be fair, it does list some alternatives. E.g., I could be a political scientist. But, then, I'd get fired and be downvoted into oblivion.<p>I could be a user experience designer or an online reputation manager [watch it!], but that sounds far more like a supplier than a job description.<p>I suppose I could be an epidemiologist. But I'm lazy, so that would only work for really interesting diseases. Gotta stay motivated, don't you know!<p>I could be an animal scientist or trainer. Maybe that would work if I could be as sensitive as another recently posted author (octopuses). But I seriously doubt it, I being a slacker!<p>I could be a cartoonist, except I can't draw worth shit. I could be a lyricist or a poet or writer. But that takes talent. Which I don't have.<p>I could be stonemason or a plasterer or a stucco mason. But, did I mention, I'm a slacker!<p>Baker. Getting warm. Bread being baked does smell nice. Yeah, that's promising. Except I'm too rich.