I wanna know how this kind of experiment actually works.<p>> Bill: "Hey Joe, we're gonna do an experiment, and we need you to smuggle a chainsaw through airport security."<p>> Joe: "All right. Hold my sign, I don't wanna lose it."<p>> TSA: "Is this a chainsaw?"<p>> Joe: "I'm a researcher, I swear."<p>> TSA: "Likely story. FULL CAVITY SEARCH, FELLAS."<p>> Bill: "Hmm, that didn't work. Next up, flamethrowers. Hey Frank..."