This is cute and all, but completely ignores how useful strict semantic versioning is to both developers and maintainers.<p>Everybody bitching about semver is lazy, full stop. If you can't be bothered to bound breaking changes only into major versions, and can't be bothered to document properly the <i>expected</i> functionality of things in your package, you shouldn't be sharing your code with people.<p>And if your answer is "lololol I'll just stay at <0.x" so that you can Move Fast and Break Things, I'm going to mock you.