"Traffic Calming" strikes me as a bug, not a feature.<p>I can do "phone calming" but disconnecting a phone for a few hours each day.<p>I can do "mail calming" by threatening the postal delivery guy.<p>I can do "mall calming" by super glueing the locks in the doors.<p>Roads are engineered to get people from point A to point B while minimizing wasted time.<p>Traffic calming is aimed at undoing that engineering.<p>Boo.