I don't think my Markov-chain log-powered IRC bot is ready for the prize.<p><pre><code> My name is Bill. What is your name?
> Hi. :)
How many letters are there in the name Bill?
> ^
Which is larger, an apple or a watermelon?
> I'm human flavored.
How much is 3 + 2?
> 20%, was 17.5% till the last government
What is my name?
> You have to give up your native vowels and make vowels differently and so forth
If John is taller than Mary, who is the shorter?
> yeah, 5'9" is the US average
If it were 3:15 AM now, what time would it be in 60 minutes?
> I've never broke it
My friend John likes to fish for trout. What does John like to fish for?
> it's alright
What number comes after seventeen?
> bleh it semes to be mostly movie themes
What is the name of my friend who fishes for trout?
> Hello again.
What whould I use to put a nail into a wall?
> surely your school has a corner you can nap in
What is the 3rd letter in the alphabet?
> no, the bahraini internet is state-regulated and doesn't allow anything that's beyond something like tanktops
What time is it now?
> how are you?
Congratulations, you didn't pass the exam.
> thanks</code></pre>