The world's best online Jacob-dating service

Not sure he'll find many dates but I'm guessing there is a few million in angel investments already lined up.

This is actually a Turing test.

&quot;It’s about getting seven billion people in touch with Jacob&quot;<p>Male, female, straight, gay, married, single, infant, octogenarian, ...

It&#x27;s so full of witty tech industry insider humor; he definitely won&#x27;t be single for long.

so Jacob&#x27;s supposedly &quot;Jacob Kleinfeldt, 29, of Waukegan, IL.&quot; (see the meta tags)... <a href="http://mic.com/articles/106004/one-parody-website-perfectly-lampoons-every-online-dating-app-you-ve-ever-been-on" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;mic.com&#x2F;articles&#x2F;106004&#x2F;one-parody-website-perfectly-...</a>

Finally.

Is this really what I think it is?<p>I&#x27;ll have to try that.<p>&quot;The world&#x27;s best Mike dating service.&quot;

I would find this all hilariously self-involved if I weren&#x27;t pretty sure it is in fact a joke.