Puppies as a Service

It&#x27;s a risky joke, someone might get inspired and see this as the natural evolution of kitten cafes.<p><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/going-out-guide/wp/2014/11/20/so-how-would-a-cafe-crawling-with-adorable-kittens-pass-a-d-c-health-inspection/" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.washingtonpost.com&#x2F;blogs&#x2F;going-out-guide&#x2F;wp&#x2F;2014&#x2F;...</a><p>Incidentally, if you do want some short time with animals but aren&#x27;t in a situation where you can commit to one, a lot of shelters have programs where you can help socialize animals or help care for animals with special needs.

I was about to post something like <i>&quot;PuppySwap - By psychopaths, for psychopaths&quot;</i> .. but alright, you got me. Congratulations.<p>But let&#x27;s see.. The target audience of this website is people who abandon animals. But they&#x27;re kind of lacking in the empathy&#x2F;remorse department, because otherwise they wouldn&#x27;t abandon animals!<p>So basically, all the work put into this website was wasted, because you can&#x27;t guilt those people into <i>not</i> abandoning animals!<p>But great work tricking <i>me</i> and others with empathy though!

This is WRONG! The internet was made for kittens, not puppies!<p>Also, this is seriously surreal. I am looking at this site, and I am not certain if it is for real or satire.<p>Probably for real, but if it was satire, it would be <i>really</i> good.<p>(Also, I apologize, I have been awake for about 25 hours now - I am not a moron, I am just sleep-deprived.)

This is a terrible idea. Totally irresponsible. We have animals in need of loving homes already.

Should make one for babies. Swap them out at 2. Be interesting to see how many sign ups you get.

This is something Paris Hilton would do but with boyfriends.