Show HN: A shopping bot for when you're drunk

This is pretty funny. What kind of technology are you using to handle the texting? Would be cool if you're using something like wit.ai to do intent and sentiment analysis on responses you receive and respond accordingly.

&gt; text &#x27;heyyyyyy&#x27; to 551-333-7865<p>That&#x27;s far too difficult to do drunk...

This.... sounds incredible. Source - currently drunk.